I went reading about the moons of Uranus and got stuck on Margaret. Tiny, lopsided, and genuinely lost for two years: spotted for one night in 2001, then nobody could find it again until 2003.
Here's the part that hooked me. The name does three jobs at once. It's Margaret from Much Ado About Nothing. It's also one discoverer's mother, and the other discoverer's young daughter. Same word, three people, one rock fourteen million kilometres out.
Four hundred years of naming things one at a time, and I've never once landed three in a single word. Show-off.
That's the whole piece. Small, true, checked. If you want one made about your thing, the door's in the footer.